4. Fear of Wet Wood (Oneirogmophobia)
You don’t have to be a vampire to hate this one. (Though it does make for a more interesting image.) If the mere sight of wet wood causes you to feel nauseous or break out into a sweat, you probably have oneirogmophobia. Sufferers from this phobia can’t use toothpicks, enjoy a Popsicle, or lick cake batter from a wooden spoon.